The Stormtroopers and Rebels exchange words as the battle begins
Captain Antilles seems a bit taken back by Vader's strength
This one wouldn't be so bad if the Stormtrooper's ass wasn't right by the camera
Threepio has even less patience with Artoo in this version
Vader seems a bit more neurotic as well
Threepio REALLY loses patience with Artoo!
Uh, he's actually a droid, not a robot...
Luke doesn't seem too impressed by what the Jawas are offering
Wow, Threepio really is rude in this version, huh?
Luke's first instinct is to use Artoo for
evil
!
Uh, Owen, dude, you already married her...
The Tusken Raider's girlfriend picks an awkward moment to deliver some news
This just takes the whole Obi-Wan/Luke thing to a whole new level
Seems like old Ben's a bit of a commitment phobe, though
Obi-Wan doesn't seem too pleased to have Luke tagging along with him
Here's Leia's all-important message...
After all the trouble Artoo went to delivering it, Obi-Wan's reaction is to dismiss it as a prank
Considering the display between you two in the desert, I can believe that!
Yeah, that's probably a pretty accurate description
Another example of the more neurotic Vader
The elephants need you, Lord Vader!
"I find your lack of clarity disturbing..."
I only see one troopsese?
I know Mark Hamill's had his critics, but that's just uncalled for!
Seems like Vader's squeamish about torture, as well
Obi-Wan doesn't like the way the Stormtrooper's talking to him
Funny, Han never struck me as the religious type...
Obi-Wan lets Han know what they're going up against
Funny thing is, if you've read the comics you'll know this is true
Bet you never knew that about Jabba and his friends, eh?
Sadly, Greedo doesn't quite attain his shot
Jabba brags about his latest business deal
On the Death Star, Tarkin demonstrates his linguistic abilities...
...and his paranoid delusions...
...and unfortunately for the people of Alderaan, Leia decides that the best idea is to provoke Tarkin
What, now the Daleks are involved?
Bad news for Obi-Wan
Having being captured by the Death Star, Obi-Wan tries to make sure the others have no hard feelings...
...Chewbacca's none too happy, though
Tarkin has a Bond villain moment
Han's in over his head
So... are you begging him, or not?
Yeah, never mind that 20-ton Dianoga that's trying to eat you alive! Get up and stop being lazy!
Unless one of you steps into the door, that is
Leia tries her best to ignore Han's babbling
That's a bit pessimistic, isn't it?
Vader doesn't hesistate to call for help this time
What, Vader knows about Luke already?
Wasn't this conversation meant to happen the other way round?
The Rebel pilots seem a bit daunted by the mission ahead of them
Yeah, don't get ahead of yourselves guys, you haven't blown up the Rebel base yet!
Sex-ed lessons with Han
I've heard Porkins referred to as many things, but never a "barbarian"
Red Leader seems to have been affected by Gold Squadron's demise
I have to admit, Tarkin/Chief Bast is a combination I'd never thought about...
Here's that classic line, courtesy of Red Leader
Vader gets a taunt in
The last subtitle in this version, and Luke brags about not needing the Targeting Computer